the-wandering-storyteller:

Sexuality: Jontron in a suit

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skittles-for-sexbang:

hot Australian twink rides chubby cumslut

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FYI I Wanna F Your A: lady’s perspective

I want your P in my V
I wanna S on your D
Maybe J Off on my T’s
Then FYI can you please F my A?

OMG!
Just stuff my mouth with your Bs
Won’t LOL at your C
And FYI can you please F my A?

Babe, I can tell that you know what I mean
But just in case, I will provide the translation
Like how I want to sign up for the PTA
That’s the Penis Touching Association

Tonight we’ll watch a DVD
That means I’ll get a Dicking oh so Very Delicately
You’ll take the SAT, I’ll take the GRE
You’ll do Such Amazing Thrusting that I’ll Get Ready for Ecstasy

Holy S!
Just bust a N on my chest
I know your D is the best
And FYI can you please F my A?

No F’in way!
So how about a BJ?
If not, that’s also OK
But FYI can you please F my A?

Let’s play a sexy RPG
While we watch ABC and eat a bowl of MSG
Meaning that you’ll Really Pound my Groin
As I Achieve Butt Climax and Make Sex Gravy

I’ll be a VIP at the DMV
Very Intensely Plowed by a Dick Made out of Victory
LOL! JK, I love your TLC
And you can bet I’ll BRB for some more S-E-X ASAP

FYI! F my A!
Everybody say FYI! (FYI!)
Everybody say F my A! (F my A!)
You’ll F my V then my T’s then my A then my M
Then my T’s then my V then my A again
If you wanna F my A, say yeah!


dr-amy:

Me showing my friends something I’m really into 

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My friends

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Personified alphabet: 3/26

Personified alphabet: 3/26


Personified alphabet: 2/26

Personified alphabet: 2/26


Personified alphabet: 1/26

Personified alphabet: 1/26


flikkerlicht:

Super edgy pastel graphics telling you how not to be an asshole!

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dellconahger:

talk dirty to me
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Wife Swap Grumps..?

I’m actually surprised that I haven’t seen this yet; since people are constantly having to add “but you’re married!” into fics.
Why not just have a full-on consensual-ass wife swap? c:

I’d really like to see how people would interpret Ross x Suzy and Arin x Holly.
Especially since the girls are such queens and the boys are lame nerds ( U w U )

In fact, if someone writes a nice big fic for this prompt, I’d gladly draw them anything Grump-related that they want c:


jonajafari:

"my costume smells bad"

If you don’t think Jon is the most majestic creature you’ve ever seen, we can’t be friends

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dannyavidan:

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MY FAVES THO

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route119:

finally done!! centaurgrumps as per danny’s idea in… whatever episode of spore it was
with bonus table flip outfits and less floppy horse dicks
link to fullsize, since tumblr will wreck it
whew.

route119:

finally done!! centaurgrumps as per danny’s idea in… whatever episode of spore it was

with bonus table flip outfits and less floppy horse dicks

link to fullsize, since tumblr will wreck it

whew.

(via gaymgramps)


slugfucking:

santiadragon:

So this just happened and I swear this is just plain bullshit. THIS ARTICLE states that anyone who is LGBT or non christians can be bullied and the state is just cool with that because of “religious beliefs”
I NEED YOUR HELP TUMBLR
Even if you don’t live here please help make it a better place
SIGN THIS PETITION
We need 100,000 signatures by April 26, 2014 to stop this bullshit. Please spread this like wildfire because bullying is a MAJOR problem here and this is just encouraging it. What happened to FREEDOM of religion America?

slugfucking:

santiadragon:

So this just happened and I swear this is just plain bullshit. THIS ARTICLE states that anyone who is LGBT or non christians can be bullied and the state is just cool with that because of “religious beliefs”

I NEED YOUR HELP TUMBLR

Even if you don’t live here please help make it a better place

SIGN THIS PETITION

We need 100,000 signatures by April 26, 2014 to stop this bullshit. Please spread this like wildfire because bullying is a MAJOR problem here and this is just encouraging it. What happened to FREEDOM of religion America?

(via woolus-sweaterus)


woodwindwielder:

really hot things to say during sex:

  • have you seen the sea legs on a dog like that
  • call in now
  • call in later
  • colin farrell
  • colin mochrie
  • cookies don’t even cost this less
  • STOP
  • borderline narcissism
  • bonus deal!!
  • hocus POCUS
  • 1 2 3 4 tell me who you love me more
  • ow

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